I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
♀♀

spaceexp:

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

ukdb:

I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH

"You can be a prostitute that holds my things and be a coat hooker.”
latinfornerds 2014 (via kidinthecorner15)

vampire-gerard:

stretchedlobes:

my fucking heart

He is sitting on tOP OF THAT DOGS HEAD FUCK FUCK FUcK

gaypee:

b1oshocked:

profoak:

i want this tattoo’d all over my body 

Can someone please help me understand this?

no

Track: Where Is My Mind?

Artist: Pixies

Album: Surfer Rosa

Plays: 54,293

transcendingsound:

Where Is My Mind // THE PIXIES

With your feet on the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
But there’s nothing in it
And you’ll ask yourself
Where is my mind?

jykinturah:

kimpossibooty:

professoroakofficial:

isaacjamess:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

tibets:

booksgamesmovies:

For your viewing pleasure: a squirrel trying to bury an acorn in a dog.

IM SCREAMING

camsfarts:

queen-wienerlooks:

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

shout out to being naked

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

anusking:

a shrine to our god

tamponofdestruction:

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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FUCK

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